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Linhardt von Hevring ([personal profile] hevring) wrote in [community profile] sranks2020-11-02 04:09 pm

fake dating au: world's dumbest idiots edition


a catch-all for this dumbfuckery
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-01-19 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's something charming about Linhardt's reactions - but surely that's only because he's improved his acting skills quite a bit through all of this. Linhardt was never terrible at selling their act, but these reactions seem so authentic. The inability to hold his gaze, the gentle touch, the soft smile—

But of course, he's putting on the same act, so Linhardt's clearly just improved along with him. Because it is still an act, after all.

The song comes to an end and for a brief moment, Hubert entertains the idea of asking Linhardt for another one. Sure, there's no reason for it. Sure, that's just drawing more attention to themselves that they don't need. But it would be... nice. He doesn't want to stop just yet.

But Linhardt speaks up and inclines his head, and that brings Hubert back to the reality of their situation, and undoubtedly their classmates' eyes on them. He nods and leads the way; let's head outside for a moment to collect ourselves.]


It was something I was taught to do, that's all.

[...He may be turning slightly pink at the compliment, though.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-01-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[It earns a scoff from Hubert, but he finally stops once they're in the gardens. There aren't many people here; some are on their way out (undoubtedly to the Goddess Tower) and others are milling about near the exit but none are within range to hear them.]

I had to ensure you wouldn't fall asleep on your feet, I suppose.

[It's light teasing, though. It's cool out here; it's certainly getting cold enough to risk being too cold without proper coats, but tonight is surprisingly nice. Maybe it's just because of how warm it felt in there.

It's a little easier to think out here away from everyone else, but that also makes it clear that Linhardt still isn't looking at him. This is rather awkward now that they're done dancing, he supposes... Still, something about it is... unnerving, somehow. He's not sure what it is, but it feels like something has shifted and now he's suddenly not sure how to talk to Linhardt. Which is absolutely ridiculous; nothing has changed, and he can talk to Linhardt as he always has. Why the sudden hesitation now?]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-01-21 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Surely whatever this bizarre feeling is will pass soon enough. They're away from everyone else with no concerns about being spied on for the moment, and yet... somehow this is still just as awkward as being surrounded by people who think they're dating. If he'd realized everything was going to be this awkward after just one dance, perhaps he never would have asked in the first place.

Still, he can't just leave Linhardt's words hanging there; for all he knows, the awkwardness is solely on his end and Linhardt may not notice anything different. It's certainly possible that this is all in his head and he's overthinking it, so perhaps he needs to stop doing that.]


I doubt they'd be all that surprised. [It's fairly light, though.] It seems we've fooled them well enough by now, at least.

[Sure, there may be some of them who don't buy it, but their little show tonight must have put those doubts to rest. And if they haven't... Well, there's still the Goddess Tower.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-01-21 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't have thought they'd all be this gullible.

[Okay, that's a blatant lie, he wouldn't have agreed to this in the first place if he'd thought that no one would buy it, but it's fine, Linhardt can just think he really wanted to prove Caspar wrong.]

Though I must admit, I didn't think we'd last this long either.

[Whether it was because of their acting skills being so poor, Linhardt developing some other interest to research obsessively, or Hubert needing to turn his attention elsewhere to more pressing matters; regardless, here they are still. It's almost funny that they've made it this long.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-01-21 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[That gets a short, evil-sounding laugh from him.]

Normally I would try to argue that, but that sounds exactly like the sort of thing Dorothea would want to plan.

[Mostly because she'd find it funny and want to fluster them, but considering how quickly most relationships tend to break up... Well, a month is perhaps something worth celebrating. It probably wouldn't be if Sylvain wasn't here dragging our statistics of relationship length down, but alas.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-01-21 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Which is why we decline when she offers.

[Not that it'll stop her, but then they just won't show up and that will surely work out well. No one said they had to put up with it!!]

I'm sure she can put her talents to better use irritating some other couple.

[Not Lady Edelgard though, of course!!]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-01-21 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[If you put your foot down hard enough then surely Dorothea will leave you alone!!!

Anyway, Hubert's caught sight of that too, and he nods at Linhardt's words.]


Yes, of course. This way, a few of them are bound to see us.

[Shall we?]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-01-21 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[This is the last thing they have to do to really sell their act; perhaps that's why Hubert's heartrate has picked up again. It can't be anxiety - that doesn't even make sense. What would he have to be nervous about here? It's not like he's ever had any problems pretending to believe in the Goddess before, after all.

There certainly are others here, and Hubert can catch a few words here and there, but not exactly enough to determine what everyone else is wishing for. Oh well. As much as he wants to be nosy, he's here for a reason.]


Yes, of course. We don't need to go too high up, [this is partially because he doesn't want to be that high up tbh] but we should be somewhere somewhat more private.

[Public enough to be seen, not public enough to make it look like they're putting on a show, in other words.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-04-05 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He notices the hesitation, but he's not entirely sure what caused it. Perhaps Linhardt is having second thoughts, or maybe he's not confident in how well they can sell this. That's fair, neither of them are expert actors, after all; and if they fail to make this convincing enough, their entire act falls apart around them. It would be more embarrassing to explain why they've been pretending to be dating than to actually successfully pull this off, right?

So up they go. They only need to ascend once in order to find an alcove tucked away further back. It has a nice view and it's not the easiest place to navigate to unless you know the Goddess Tower fairly well - which is exactly what anyone would expect of them. They likely can't be directly overheard from here either, though someone may be able to catch their voices. All of this is more or less exactly how it should be.

And yet somehow, it feels like something has his lungs in an icy grip and it won't let go.]


Of course I do.

[Not at all, really. He could wish for something entirely unrelated, but it feels like an insult to do that. Wishes don't grant power, and the Goddess certainly doesn't respond to them. So it should be something that fits with their act... Do they usually say their wishes aloud? Should he have prepared something to say? Damn, he hadn't thought this through as much as he should have, evidently.]

...Are you prepared as well?
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-04-05 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Very well.

[There is certainly a proper way to pray and bow one's head while doing so, but Hubert's only barely managing it. Usually he at least does a better job of pretending, but not today, and certainly not here. He doesn't exactly have a wish, but there is one sentiment that is very clear regardless:

I hope this goes well.

Their "relationship" mostly, but everything else that will follow. With any luck, their trip here has secured the status of their "relationship" and that... well, then they've done what they set out to do. Where do they go from there?

He finds he doesn't want to think about it right now. Instead he glances back over at Linhardt.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-04-05 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He watches Linhardt's expression change and he finds himself wondering what exactly Linhardt is thinking about. Is he... taking this seriously? Trying to come up with the perfect wish for their fake relationship? He supposes that's possible, but rather pointless, and surely Linhardt's aware of that as well. He doesn't have long to think about it before Linhardt's attention returns to him.]

I am. Would you like to hear what I wished for?
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[personal profile] darkseal 2021-04-05 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I wished for this to go well.

[He could just leave it at that. That is what he wished for at its core, and any elaboration isn't strictly necessary.

But he finds himself continuing anyway, as though that simple idea isn't good enough.]


I hope that we're able to see this through to the end; that you'll get precisely what you want from this and that you'll be happy with the end result. I'm sure you've already learned quite a bit from this experience, after all.

[And that's... also true. It isn't accurate to say that he only thought about what Linhardt would be getting out of this, but the way he frames it now is hardly a lie. He does hope Linhardt's satisfied at the end of this - because truthfully speaking, he's not entirely sure he will be when this is over. He's not sure what he wanted - or expected - from this experience, but... it will feel very strange when it's over.

He doesn't really want to continue thinking about it, so he inclines his head a bit and presses on.]


What did you wish for?

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