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Linhardt von Hevring ([personal profile] hevring) wrote in [community profile] sranks2020-11-02 04:09 pm

fake dating au: world's dumbest idiots edition


a catch-all for this dumbfuckery
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-04 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Truthfully, Hubert expected Linhardt to have decided a nap was more important that this. Even if Linhardt had decided to show up for this, Hubert wasn't expecting him to actually put effort in. It's a surprise, and he's not entirely sure why it feels like something is strangling his insides. Anxiety, perhaps, though he's not sure what there is to be anxious about here.]

My apologies. [He really isn't sorry, though.] It was simply habit.

[He's very good at sneaking around and will always do that, deal with it.

Anyway, he sets the tray down and inclines his head a bit at the coffee pot.]


I wasn't aware you enjoy coffee.

[...........no one said linhardt was the only person bad at this.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-04 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ah.

[Well, this is... "awkward" is what he wants to call it, but that isn't it at all. They're supposed to be dating - or at least, starting to date - so it's only natural for Linhardt to prepare something for him, as he's prepared something for Linhardt. Right?]

I see. Thank you, then. The tea is for you, of course, since coffee is my preferred drink.

[They really are terrible at this, aren't they...]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-04 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, never let it be said that Linhardt doesn't put his all into his research...]

You'll have to be more discrete whenever we meet where others may see us.

[If they see him whipping out a notebook to take notes, they're going to have some questions. Even Caspar is likely to figure out that something's amiss there.

But Hubert does as asked, and watches Linhardt work. The light conversation is perfectly fine with him, and while he certainly could handle brewing the coffee himself, he allows Linhardt to do it. It will likely look more convincing if Linhardt's the one doing it for him, after all.

Of course, Linhardt's words are not exactly helping much and Hubert raises an eyebrow as he takes a sip of the coffee.]


...It isn't bad, though you do need to be a bit more careful with how long you leave it for before serving it. Certainly not the worst cup of coffee I've had.

[That honor goes to Lady Edelgard, not that he'd ever admit that.]

Considering that all of this is an act, I'm likely not going to feel any different. The important thing is ensuring that we look the part of a couple, is that not right?

[Sure, Linhardt's interested in the research aspect, and while Hubert finds it rather pointless, it's at least better than crest research. But that doesn't mean that he's going to be swept off his feet by Linhardt of all people, and neither of them should expect a result like that. That's just ridiculous.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-04 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Linhardt may have a lot left to research on the topic of love, but it's obvious that he has definitely been doing his homework. The words that leave him so easily are... honestly the sort of thing that would probably catch Hubert completely off-guard if he weren't expecting it, but since he was expecting it, it's totally fine. His brief hesitation and the way his gaze darts suddenly is definitely a part of the act.]

You flatter me. [Strange how even the breathlessness comes so easily.] Though I find I can't bring myself to complain too much. Try not to make a habit of it, or someone's likely to catch us.

[It's for the person who is passing by - selling the act and making it sound like something that's supposed to be kept secret. Gossip will spread like wildfire, so this will undoubtedly reach Caspar's ears eventually.

Still... There's something about all of this that is... different than what he was expecting. He's not really sure he can't place it (he's not really sure he wants to place it) so Hubert pushes thoughts like that aside and does his best to lean into the role he has to play. He brings his hand up to rest beside Linhardt's, just barely brushing their fingers together. He's fairly certain this is entirely too scandalous for Lorenz, but it should sell the act well enough.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-05 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well, if Linhardt was aiming to get him to flush, he's certainly succeeded. That's a normal part of this whole act though, right? So it doesn't really matter that it isn't something he can't control, and it doesn't really matter that it gets his gaze to dart again and it feels entirely too real.

Maybe this whole thing was a mistake. He wasn't expecting Linhardt to be good at this.]


Flatterer.

[The footsteps are heading away and Hubert finally feels the stranglehold on his chest releasing.]

You certainly do have more talent for this than I would have expected.

[...thanks, hubert.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-05 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[thanks, linhardt.......]

I suppose I should have given your acting skills more credit. That should be enough to start the spread of rumors, anyway, though I imagine it will take a few days for Caspar to catch on.

[in this house we drag caspar]

We should stay for a bit longer; we don't want to make it seem like we were only here for long enough for someone to catch us.

[Better to have two witnesses than just one, that sort of thing. Admittedly, he would like to return to his room and get back to his work so he can completely forget about all of this, but some mild embarrassment is probably normal, right?? Right.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-07 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't take any credit for the sweets; Mercedes and Annette were baking earlier, and I assumed they wouldn't miss a few of these.

[thanks, hubert.]

The tea is one of Lady Edelgard's preferred flavors. I thought it might be suitable.

[Tea isn't really one of his areas of expertise besides knowing how to brew it for Lady Edelgard, so he did his best with what he had. His best just happened to be pretty good in this one circumstance, but that was more coincidence than planning on his end.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-09 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hubert nods at the first part; clearly that's the important thing here, not the fact that he stole sweets from the cinnamon rolls.

The latter is something he notes to himself; one of Lady Edelgard's other preferred teas may be a slightly better match for Linhardt, then.]


She is quite fond of sweeter teas, so perhaps I'll bring you one of those next time.

[Because otherwise he has no idea what he's doing with tea and wouldn't even begin to be able to guess what Linhardt would like.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-16 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[He's noticed, of course - and he lifts his head a bit to glance over at them in the hopes that Linhardt will catch it. It's a bit of an obvious tell, but not one the people passing by are likely to pick up on. Hubert doesn't want to make this look too faked, but he does take the opportunity to shift his hand, brushing against Linhardt's and lingering there for a bit too long.]

Thank you for agreeing to meet me tonight. I... have truly enjoyed our time together.

[The words are easy enough, the brief hesitation and glance to the side even moreso. It's an act of course, but one he takes to a bit better than he was expecting.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-16 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[It occurs to him yet again that Linhardt really has done his research. He's never doubted Linhardt's intelligence, but the way he's able to put what he's learned into practice so easily is downright impressive.

...It's a little less impressive when it's legitimately flustering him like this, but that's... well, it's surely just because he hasn't heard words directed at him like that before, and even though this is just a part to play, it's still somehow a bit unexpected. It would be easier if he was just pining after Linhardt in this little show of theirs, but Linhardt returns it to easily that of course it's a bit much. Right? That's a completely normal reaction to have, isn't it?

Well anyway, he finds himself tongue-tied, and only barely manages to return his gaze to Linhardt and nod; but that's enough time for the two passing by to actually get a move on and Hubert exhales softly.]


That should be more than enough to get the word out.

[He sort of wants to bury his face in a pillow for the next three years, so it might be good to call it here.]

We should keep meeting here around this time for the next few days, at least until the rumors have taken hold.
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-17 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Lady Edelgard and Lorenz typically do not meet this late, but I will send word to you should we need to rearrange our schedule.

[...He will pass a note in class, that's what he's saying. This just makes it sound more mature.

The latter part gets a smirk from him, though; now that's the Linhardt he was expecting.]


I'll see what I can do, but I promise nothing.

[With that, he moves to stand. There isn't anyone around; it's late enough that most of the other students have retired to bed, and the late-night patrols won't start for another few hours yet.]

I'm interested in seeing just how this goes. I'll be sure to let you know what I hear. Until tomorrow, Linhardt.

[And with that he takes his leave, all too aware that he's still flushed, that Linhardt was still flushed, but that's... well, it's just a part of the act they're playing. That's the only explanation.]