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Linhardt von Hevring ([personal profile] hevring) wrote in [community profile] sranks2020-11-02 04:09 pm

fake dating au: world's dumbest idiots edition


a catch-all for this dumbfuckery
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-05 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well, if Linhardt was aiming to get him to flush, he's certainly succeeded. That's a normal part of this whole act though, right? So it doesn't really matter that it isn't something he can't control, and it doesn't really matter that it gets his gaze to dart again and it feels entirely too real.

Maybe this whole thing was a mistake. He wasn't expecting Linhardt to be good at this.]


Flatterer.

[The footsteps are heading away and Hubert finally feels the stranglehold on his chest releasing.]

You certainly do have more talent for this than I would have expected.

[...thanks, hubert.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-05 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[thanks, linhardt.......]

I suppose I should have given your acting skills more credit. That should be enough to start the spread of rumors, anyway, though I imagine it will take a few days for Caspar to catch on.

[in this house we drag caspar]

We should stay for a bit longer; we don't want to make it seem like we were only here for long enough for someone to catch us.

[Better to have two witnesses than just one, that sort of thing. Admittedly, he would like to return to his room and get back to his work so he can completely forget about all of this, but some mild embarrassment is probably normal, right?? Right.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-07 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't take any credit for the sweets; Mercedes and Annette were baking earlier, and I assumed they wouldn't miss a few of these.

[thanks, hubert.]

The tea is one of Lady Edelgard's preferred flavors. I thought it might be suitable.

[Tea isn't really one of his areas of expertise besides knowing how to brew it for Lady Edelgard, so he did his best with what he had. His best just happened to be pretty good in this one circumstance, but that was more coincidence than planning on his end.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-09 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hubert nods at the first part; clearly that's the important thing here, not the fact that he stole sweets from the cinnamon rolls.

The latter is something he notes to himself; one of Lady Edelgard's other preferred teas may be a slightly better match for Linhardt, then.]


She is quite fond of sweeter teas, so perhaps I'll bring you one of those next time.

[Because otherwise he has no idea what he's doing with tea and wouldn't even begin to be able to guess what Linhardt would like.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-16 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[He's noticed, of course - and he lifts his head a bit to glance over at them in the hopes that Linhardt will catch it. It's a bit of an obvious tell, but not one the people passing by are likely to pick up on. Hubert doesn't want to make this look too faked, but he does take the opportunity to shift his hand, brushing against Linhardt's and lingering there for a bit too long.]

Thank you for agreeing to meet me tonight. I... have truly enjoyed our time together.

[The words are easy enough, the brief hesitation and glance to the side even moreso. It's an act of course, but one he takes to a bit better than he was expecting.]
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-16 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[It occurs to him yet again that Linhardt really has done his research. He's never doubted Linhardt's intelligence, but the way he's able to put what he's learned into practice so easily is downright impressive.

...It's a little less impressive when it's legitimately flustering him like this, but that's... well, it's surely just because he hasn't heard words directed at him like that before, and even though this is just a part to play, it's still somehow a bit unexpected. It would be easier if he was just pining after Linhardt in this little show of theirs, but Linhardt returns it to easily that of course it's a bit much. Right? That's a completely normal reaction to have, isn't it?

Well anyway, he finds himself tongue-tied, and only barely manages to return his gaze to Linhardt and nod; but that's enough time for the two passing by to actually get a move on and Hubert exhales softly.]


That should be more than enough to get the word out.

[He sort of wants to bury his face in a pillow for the next three years, so it might be good to call it here.]

We should keep meeting here around this time for the next few days, at least until the rumors have taken hold.
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[personal profile] darkseal 2020-11-17 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Lady Edelgard and Lorenz typically do not meet this late, but I will send word to you should we need to rearrange our schedule.

[...He will pass a note in class, that's what he's saying. This just makes it sound more mature.

The latter part gets a smirk from him, though; now that's the Linhardt he was expecting.]


I'll see what I can do, but I promise nothing.

[With that, he moves to stand. There isn't anyone around; it's late enough that most of the other students have retired to bed, and the late-night patrols won't start for another few hours yet.]

I'm interested in seeing just how this goes. I'll be sure to let you know what I hear. Until tomorrow, Linhardt.

[And with that he takes his leave, all too aware that he's still flushed, that Linhardt was still flushed, but that's... well, it's just a part of the act they're playing. That's the only explanation.]