ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

[metaloverlord]

( catchall for some dumb hedgehogs
also seasons tdm link for reference! )

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[lovesadventure]

[it's what he deserves!!!

Sonic chuckles at that, though. He's thankful he can mostly just wash the vegetables off and eat 'em as is, he has never cooked a day in his life--]

That's kinda the best thing about this place. I mean, other than you, of course. [Smooch on the head~] Everybody comes from such a vibrant, wonderful life, and they bring a little bit of themselves with them here too. It's pretty cool, really!

[Still, that question...Sonic gives it some genuine thought for a moment. On one hand, he's not sure what either of them could do, but...]

You know, they really might. Dotty and Bert are pretty dense when it comes to each other. [SONIC, THOSE PEOPLE HAVE--actually neither of them have a family, but STILL???] They might just need a good nudge in the right direction to actually realize they're into each other. What do you think? I've never tried playing matchmaker before, but it couldn't hurt to try, yeah?

[this is genuinely the most cursed idea ever. sonic doesn't even realize it.]

[metaloverlord]

[One of us should probably learn how to cook, that might be a useful life skill to have?? But between Sonic and the killer robot who can't eat, it seems like it might have to be the latter who learns.]

You always have looked for the best in others.

[Leave it to Sonic to befriend (and/or date) his rivals... But anyway!! This is a deeply cursed idea that Neo doesn't recognize as cursed either, so here we are.]

I certainly wouldn't have realized my feelings without your assistance. [Or that he even has feelings in general...] And you were assisted by others as well. I'm sure you could help them.

[sonic isn't a fire emblem tactician, there's no way this is going to work out???]