[Ohhhhh he really doesn't like that he doesn't hate this. Not that Neo Metal Sonic is capable of hating things, because that is a very organic emotion that he does not feel. Yep. Totally. Which is why he feels absolutely nothing about this current situation and is not sending all of his processing power to the lines of code that make up his brain.
1. Sonic the hedgehog is kissing him. 2. Sonic the hedgehog has not stopped kissing him. 3. Neo Metal Sonic has not killed Sonic for 1 or 2. 4. The barrier around them is down and the bunnies have dispersed, thus leaving them free to go.
Right. So the rest of this? Irrelevant, pointless, and not worth thinking about. His own hesitation, the feeling of Sonic's lips on him, the hearbeat he can feel emanating from the hedgehog beneath his dangerous claws, none of that matters. The moment they return home, all of this will be nothing more than a horrendous nightmare.
Figuratively speaking, of course, as Neo Metal Sonic does not sleep and thus cannot have nightmares.
So the only thing to do now is take his leave and go back to pretending that Sonic doesn't exist while he buries himself in research on how the hell to get home. Because thinking about this any further is pointless. He has no feelings about any of this, and it doesn't matter what his counterpart's are because Neo's going to kill him the moment they get home. So absolutely none of this matters.
...
Ex...cept it seems like there is one problem neither of them foresaw, um.]
You—
[soniccccccccccccc]
You are the stupidest organic being I have ever had the displeasure of meeting.
[It would be a lie to say that breaks the tension, because it is certainly still there, but that gets Neo's claws to loosen from the near-death grip on Sonic's arms. Hopefully that won't leave bruises... Well, even if it does, it's not like it's his fault. This is entirely Sonic's doing.]
Hold still. I'm turning up my internal temperature.
[Sure enough, Sonic will be able to feel the whirring of Neo's inner mechanisms and the heat that slowly pours through him as a result. He hasn't actively turned on his boosters, it's simply redirecting his processing power to his core, which will in turn spread heat throughout his body, thus unsticking the incredibly stupid hedgehog from his face.
...And if he sounds like he's trying very hard not to be amused, that's just your imagination.]
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1. Sonic the hedgehog is kissing him.
2. Sonic the hedgehog has not stopped kissing him.
3. Neo Metal Sonic has not killed Sonic for 1 or 2.
4. The barrier around them is down and the bunnies have dispersed, thus leaving them free to go.
Right. So the rest of this? Irrelevant, pointless, and not worth thinking about. His own hesitation, the feeling of Sonic's lips on him, the hearbeat he can feel emanating from the hedgehog beneath his dangerous claws, none of that matters. The moment they return home, all of this will be nothing more than a horrendous nightmare.
Figuratively speaking, of course, as Neo Metal Sonic does not sleep and thus cannot have nightmares.
So the only thing to do now is take his leave and go back to pretending that Sonic doesn't exist while he buries himself in research on how the hell to get home. Because thinking about this any further is pointless. He has no feelings about any of this, and it doesn't matter what his counterpart's are because Neo's going to kill him the moment they get home. So absolutely none of this matters.
...
Ex...cept it seems like there is one problem neither of them foresaw, um.]
You—
[soniccccccccccccc]
You are the stupidest organic being I have ever had the displeasure of meeting.
[It would be a lie to say that breaks the tension, because it is certainly still there, but that gets Neo's claws to loosen from the near-death grip on Sonic's arms. Hopefully that won't leave bruises... Well, even if it does, it's not like it's his fault. This is entirely Sonic's doing.]
Hold still. I'm turning up my internal temperature.
[Sure enough, Sonic will be able to feel the whirring of Neo's inner mechanisms and the heat that slowly pours through him as a result. He hasn't actively turned on his boosters, it's simply redirecting his processing power to his core, which will in turn spread heat throughout his body, thus unsticking the incredibly stupid hedgehog from his face.
...And if he sounds like he's trying very hard not to be amused, that's just your imagination.]